Extinct (Notevember 2021, #24)

By Jonathan R

A privileged gentleman of some repute
claimed that I had ruffled his feathers
He was so upset
by my breach of etiquette
that he could hardly keep it together

Leak (Notevember 2021, #23)

By Jonathan R

“Hortense, did you – and I’m not angry if you did – but did you break this Potion of Ocean?”
“No, mistress. And you would be angry if I did…

Fuzzy (Notevember 2021, #21)

By Jonathan R

The dockhand laughed in my face.
“You can’t be serious?” He laughed again. “You foreigners will believe anything, won’t ya? What’s next, you want to hunt the Midwinter Rabbit, too?

Collide (Notevember 2021, #17)

By Jonathan R

I haven’t learned just when to shut my trap
This one was earned and I made someone snap
I think I’m falling, I think it’s a wrap
They will be calling it a “cosmic slap”