Oh what a bright idea Having them over for tea Just you and me and them Two sets of twos All fine and dandy Until all hell breaks loose Never before have I been called hot-headed But this is exactly the outcome I dreaded I don’t mind your dad being quiet And he seems to think I’m charming But hoo boy did you understate your warning About your mama Scratch queen – she’s the very mother of drama So I lost my temper Fine I can’t be loving and tender all the time If I crossed the line It’s because she thundered across it first I think we’re over the worst of it She’ll get over it So will you This is only strike one, isn’t it? Just let me cool off a bit And I’ll come back in I’m still fuming And you don’t want to be in the same room as me For now Tomorrow you’ll tell me she deserved it And I’ll tell you I love you And everything will be alright