Say what you will, I doubt there’s monsters in these parts Down here, I’ve found nothing more alive than bits of quartz That seem to glow
Sure, curiosity has killed many a cat But it also helps to find what’s fiction, and what’s fact And I need to know
I feel like my life is gonna change Discovered something marvelous and strange On adventures subterranean I’ll venture into that cave again
What is this thing I’ve found Could it be my fortune? Glowing crystals underground And a haunting distant sound
You folks keep telling me I shouldn’t delve too deep Spend too much time down there, and something’s bound to creep Up on me
I feel like my life is gonna change Discovered something marvelous and strange On adventures subterranean I’ll venture into that cave again
There’s a monster lurking here And while I was working in the murk, it crept so near I didn’t even hear it
But maybe it’s not the end Maybe it wants to be my friend?
One chance, better make it sting So I can flee my enemy Pick my pickaxe up, and swing I got that big pick energy
I’m running for my life, I’m running out of time I know I’ll never be returning to that mine With the crystal glow, oh no no no! And in the panic, I left my pack behind Far worse is that when I return I know I’ll find you all Saying “Well, whaddya know” “We told you so”