Crispy (Notevember 2021, #28)

By Jonathan R

The fuck is this? The fuck is that?
One rule for man, and one for cat?
Of course this choice of meal has me quite troubled
Since it suggests your standards must have doubled

Extinct (Notevember 2021, #24)

By Jonathan R

A privileged gentleman of some repute
claimed that I had ruffled his feathers
He was so upset
by my breach of etiquette
that he could hardly keep it together

Leak (Notevember 2021, #23)

By Jonathan R

“Hortense, did you – and I’m not angry if you did – but did you break this Potion of Ocean?”
“No, mistress. And you would be angry if I did…