Oh no OH NO The unicorns got into the liquor cabinet again Everything’s a shambles Don’t look at me! I’m not cleaning this up
I cannot be-LIEVE You forgot to lock the door properly when we left Not just to prevent theft But breaking and entering Or the other way around in this case Jesus lemon-scented Christ Is there a glass they DIDN’T break?
Well fuck me with a blowtorch Look at the mess they made It’s like the aftermath of a thrice-hammered pride parade But with hooves. HOOVES! How are we going to get this glitter out of the carpet, tell me If the manure didn’t smell like bubblegum and sunshine I would just toss everything out straight away I told you – I TOLD YOU This would happen That it was a slippery slope First the narwhals, now this?!