19 – Slingshot

You little shits
You snot-nosed snots
You tell me now:
Who launched the shots?

Who broke my window?
Broke my vase?
Landed one
right in my face

My favourite coffee cup is wrecked.
I oughta teach you some respect.

Now you stay put.
Give me that thing!
When I show your
folks this sling

You bet your ass
Your ass gets beat
I know you live
just down the street

And one more thing –
Now stop your crying! –
And don’t you dare
keep up your lying
Whose idea was it
to, instead of rocks,
send my pet
dwarf hamster flying?!